tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39182813671325497292024-03-14T10:32:19.198+00:00fuck~geistThe anti zeitgeist blog…fuck it, be unpopular. Produced by FLATLINE & ELBOW.fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-3130331865991439492012-02-10T15:53:00.000+00:002012-02-10T15:53:32.811+00:00I'M NOT A FAAAACKIN' WHEELER DEALER!!!!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHNbq4MowMgTeNZainZBmCAem4U7NQ_UEZDN7HQAR_PB5dL_qTw0P48Rghfxjvb_54XHB7_TGJjZVvVn39lfphqk23tkoeDCPLkf0VYlMGBVrdyi3Xdfde2fIyb4wABBZl6REdlE6VyjU/s1600/395902_10150523305932397_679872396_9276709_132027469_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHNbq4MowMgTeNZainZBmCAem4U7NQ_UEZDN7HQAR_PB5dL_qTw0P48Rghfxjvb_54XHB7_TGJjZVvVn39lfphqk23tkoeDCPLkf0VYlMGBVrdyi3Xdfde2fIyb4wABBZl6REdlE6VyjU/s400/395902_10150523305932397_679872396_9276709_132027469_n.jpg" width="266" /></a></div>fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-58821859405062989542012-01-19T22:13:00.000+00:002012-01-19T22:13:05.707+00:00Promotional poster for Maggie's new film...<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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Get back to the reduced section where you belong you craptomaniac.fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-9600392839752222972012-01-01T20:01:00.000+00:002012-01-01T20:01:31.511+00:00Yes u fat prick!!!!Let's 'aaaaaaaave it. LARGE<br />
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<b><u>"The reason for the season is Jesus, not MDMA blud"</u></b></div></div>fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-52410971175511858702011-12-18T20:41:00.000+00:002011-12-18T20:41:25.216+00:00Lost forever in translation...Chapter 1:<br />
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did steam train hit chunfer station after ur frothy revs cocktail butt n our shotties!? LOL!gd nite eh buttt!u know tht barman was lik we havnt got any pineapple glasses, for my cocktail, n we wer lik wtf is tht lol, welllll i went downstairs to the bar later on n found out, an actual glass shaped like a pineapple with lik a leafy lid n lil hole for straw, was the highlight of my nite butt!hahaxx<br />
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Chapter 2:<br />
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<div>haha aww ye ye , by accident, tht old chestnut eh!:p haha thot u wud after the froth, yuck lol aw butt the glass was amazing, duno y i didnt take it with me as souvenir, gt pics so wen i put em up hav look, made my nit it did haha aw well not too abd actually, dragged annie to chippy lane wen revs closed as i was gagging for sum gracy cheese chips n a jumbo susage in batter, my drunken feast lol, so tht eased any rumble in the jungles i think tbh, but pricye was feelin it thismorn after gettin evryone the shotsticks in lol! havin nemore nites out fbre u head home nw butt? we doin business nite out tomoz, rechargin the batteries today now for it as im bludy shattered as bin one manci wk!!lolxxx</div><div><br />
</div><div>Da Vinci CUNT: 2011 brought to you by the illiterate Dan Brown's <b>ASS</b>.</div>fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-82225105051256278052011-11-12T18:02:00.003+00:002011-11-12T18:12:05.331+00:00Republic? Cunt-up-lick!ELBOW filled in a job application form for Republic...<br />
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<b>How would your best friend describe you?</b><br />
Positive, energetic and sarcastic with humorous banter.<br />
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<b>Why should we employ you?</b><br />
I like to look alternative and wear leather jackets and converse trainers. I believe a good customer experience is generated from being positive, helpful and friendly without being overbearing and pushy.<br />
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<b>Why fashion?</b><br />
Fashion creates landfill and makes people feel inferior. However, it can also make people feel good about themselves while creating an industry which in turn creates jobs and tax for the government.<br />
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<b>Why Republic?</b><br />
I have two SoulCal hoodies which have lasted nearly two years. This is an impressive feat for any item of clothing, especially a hoody. I would like to give something back to Republic for the service these hoodies have given me.<br />
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<b>What were your first impressions of Republic?</b><br />
My first impressions of Republic were the same as any chain fashion store. Clean and sterile. But the hard wearing nature of the hoodies sold by the republic chain has changed my mind. I now believe Republic are at the forefront of sustainable fashion, which is a noble aim and something I would rightly applaud.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I know we're going crazy but we need <b>BOOSH</b> now!</td></tr>
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The band have had to postpone a tour and album release because, in his own words, Blair explained, "I've got this little mess to clear up in the Middle East as UN Envoy. Cherie isn't happy, I'm not happy, but these blasted Israelis and Palestinians keep throwing bombs around like little Ewan does when shouting pro-Cameron soundbites at Cherie in the morning". Sounds intense.<br />
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More news soon, folks.....fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-66985959874426009952011-10-25T23:23:00.001+01:002011-10-26T10:07:36.273+01:00Royal Marine Exercise in Lympstone VillageSetting the scene: Near to a village in East Devon, called Lympstone, there is a Royal Marines Commando "Training" Centre. Each year, the marines take over the village, and this culminates in the new officers that are 'passing out' (no, not after a night at QCLUB) apprehending 'criminals' from one of the local pubs. Obviously this attracts quite a few locals, and these are actively encouraged to resist this arrest. They are given a talk half an hour before the 'arrest', and even told a safety word, in this case 'VIKING', in case they need to call things to a halt.<br />
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FLATLINE was part of this 'resistance', and as much fun as it may have been getting to call marines 'cunts' and pushing them around causing a fuss, it painted a real, true and quite saddening image of what people from our country do in the name of the government. Just from a practice exercise, FLATLINE has a bruise. Weak man.<br />
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Just imagine this happening in a village in a remote part of Afghanistan, or Iraq, or anywhere that our supposed government has invaded. The 'media' wonders why people "representing" our "country" (the interests of Multi National Companies) are met with such hatred. Because they act like total badmen, AND they believe they are working for some sort of 'good cause'.fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-61779010377493430882011-10-12T22:48:00.002+01:002011-10-12T23:03:08.582+01:00McJob........McCunt?Graduate career advice. Check out Douglas Coupland. He explains your current situation. Generation X/Generation A. He understands.<br />
Scenario A: Get a high-pressure job that provides MONEY at the expense of a life - be unhappy<br />
Scenario B: Get an unskilled, low pressure job; understand why you are doing it = have the freedom to have a "fun" life, but have no working dignity.<br />
Scenario C: Kill yourself.<br />
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Average mindset of a human when confronted with these scenarios:<br />
A. No! B. A. B. Oh fuck it...C....Goodbye!<br />
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OR....Get a transit van. Be Men with Ven. You will always find a job ripping off old ladies.fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-83359929018143614872011-10-02T20:38:00.006+01:002011-10-02T21:31:03.678+01:00New Music: Clinton, Blair, Brown, Putin, Obama and Bush Unite to Form Musical Supergroup - Touring Soon!We've been working on this for months now, and we are now proud to announce the formation of a new band. Presenting to you, for one night only folks, THE G6:<br />
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<div style="text-align: left;"><b>Gadaffi is currently managing the band. He's already managed to cool off Brown and Blair's arguments, and Clinton's high sex drive. Hardline = BASSLINE.</b></div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><br />
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Tour dates coming soon...watch this space!<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-23756739781063654262011-10-02T19:57:00.001+01:002011-10-02T20:00:46.164+01:00Caning the hitsGetting a series of big hitters on the blog. Mostly from the United States. What is going on? Obama looking for some re-election advice? Here's some advice Obama: buy a leather jacket, walk into the Senate/Congress. Lay out your plans for America - Go HAM. Nobody will fucking mess with you if you wear a leather jacket. Give leather jackets out to your lads in the 'stan, the Taliban will shit it.<br />
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</tbody></table>Following the London riots, this bad man has been tearing up the small seaside town of Exmouth in a multitude of dutty ways:<br />
<ul><li>He withdrew large amounts of lash from the lashpoint, using a stolen card from one of UPHC's star forwards.</li>
<li>He then proceeded to go around the many hotspots of the town (Number 9, da Monkee, da York) with a banter level dangerously off the scale. </li>
<li>He moved on to QSAT, the bouncers moved out of his way as he waltzed in. Fear gripping even the most hardened cunts that are supposed to be guarding the entrance to this sacred club.</li>
<li>He bought 7 bottles of cheap lager, one for each of the 18 year old girls that he had slept with the night before.</li>
<li>Moving onto the dance floor, he went HAM, throwing the duttiest shapes known to man. Forget Dancing on Ice, this was Dancing on Bravado.</li>
<li>Many females came up to him, his common response was '6/10, better luck next time'. Until he found the youngest girl there, with the thickest layer of makeup and lowest cut top. </li>
<li>He stopped sharking for the night to get chips and drinks from the dutty kebab shop with his new QCLUB bride. </li>
<li>Nothing is known about their night together, except he was seen in the morning with a lashmina over his face, doing the walk of dutty shame.</li>
</ul><div>Do not be fooled. This man may appear at first instance to be a generic lad, with his Supershit T-shirt and Jack Cunt 'sweat pants', but his bant has been known to reduce grown rugby players to tears. </div><div>Approach with caution. Get your anti-banter spray (a copy of the The Economist rolled up) out and be ready to use it. DO NOT HOLD BACK!</div>fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-38847214975398645082011-08-08T22:49:00.001+01:002011-08-08T23:07:15.125+01:00Carry me, looting and howlingYes...the London riots are bad.<br />
But, fucking hell....our country has killed thousands of innocent civilians in the purpose of peace over the past...well let's keep it recent, say 70 years.<br />
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How many people are dying during these riots? How many people have Thatcher, Blair, Brown and Cameron killed due to their policies? Our "elected" politicians.<br />
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They're worth less because it isn't happening on your doorstep?<br />
NOW THAT IS THE SICKENING THING ABOUT ALL THIS!<br />
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fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-88095306521618711072011-08-06T00:38:00.002+01:002011-08-06T00:38:41.200+01:00Portugese Opinion<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Let's 'ave a facking mindshower:</span><br />
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<ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">S</span>poke to a Portugese geezeeeer tonight.</li>
<li>Pretty Malthusian.</li>
<li>Overpopulation = over consumption = more GM Crops and <span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;"><em style="font-style: normal;">Abattoirs.</em></span></li>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;"><em style="font-style: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">How about we just consume less in the Western world?</span></em></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;"><em style="font-style: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Fuck that, let the Lib Dem coalition sort that out!</span></em></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;"><em style="font-style: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">6 out of 10...better luck next time Clegg.</span></em></span>fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-72904073895034931922011-08-06T00:31:00.000+01:002011-08-06T00:31:04.002+01:00It's so cold in this houseRussia own the gas. GAZPROM.<br />
China own the minerals. Neo-imperialism.<br />
America own DEBT. NO TAX=POVERTY!<br />
United Kingdom owns...your dutty soul.<br />
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Take that MIDDLE ENGLAND you cunts. Go read the Daily Mail or the Telegraph and sip your Earl Grey (with lemon, no milk thank you)fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-47946771402069911582011-08-06T00:26:00.000+01:002011-08-06T00:26:04.462+01:00Man Made Natural DisasterSuccumb to the dutty 9-5.<br />
Or maybe it's 8.30-17:30...whichever.<br />
Collect your 17K...whatever.<br />
Take your 20 days leave...go to Ibiza/Turkey....fuck whoever.<br />
Go back home....fuck whoever.<br />
Have a baby and a mortage....whenever (will I get out of this debt)<br />
Regret your life....FOREVER.<br />
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FLATLINEfuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-50342016807783168132011-06-19T00:20:00.002+01:002011-06-19T00:22:36.045+01:00Elbowed-JewFound out tonight that ELBOW has JEWISH HERITAGE. This explains why he added Adsense. This explains why he sold his SOUL to a 9-5 job. This explains why he supports Israel over Palestine, despite a wealth of academic debate that discredits the JEWISH position towards the Middle East in general.<br />
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"The Jews are the only people in the world who have found hostility in every country in which they settled in any numbers. The big question is - WHY?" (stormfront.org)<br />
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This IS NOT anti-semitism. ELBOW is just living up the stereotype of his RACE. He does have a big nose. Of course, there is wide-ranging debate on this subject; both sides have valid points.<br />
ELBOW makes a point of his dislike that dutty man HENRY FORD; his viewpoint is thus:<br />
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<b>HENRY FORD in (The Dearborn Independent, 12-19 February 1921</b><br />
<blockquote>"Jews have always controlled the business... The motion picture influence of the United States and Canada... is exclusively under the control, moral and financial, of the Jewish manipulators of the public mind."</blockquote><b>BONAPARTE, NAPOLEON. French statesman, general.</b><br />
"The Jews provided troops for my campaign in Poland, but they ought to reimburse me: I soon found that they are no good for anything but selling old clothes..."<br />
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Interesting topic........................................................................ (ELBOW said that this post was "a bit harsh on me".<br />
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FL - Here to be controversial.fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-38661984350144065642011-06-15T21:18:00.004+01:002011-06-18T21:43:31.247+01:00FUCK UND GEISTLook out for Golden Tickets. They're actually light blue. If you got one, don't forget to claim whatever free shit that it entitles it to you. The grand prize is a corporate ti-pi at Glarsetonbury, and a crate of Pimms served from the harris of Prince Harry. All courtesy of the BIG SOCIETY.<br />
It's all a bit Shoreditch for our liking. FUCK UND GEIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fuck and Ghost in Germanic)<br />
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E&FLfuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-25969000036307375522011-06-13T16:30:00.000+01:002011-06-13T16:30:53.506+01:00Black People and the Rainforest...So, the internet world went mental over this obviously fake McDonalds message:<br />
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So, it's not hypothetically okay for them to McDo this? Correct.<br />
But it's okay for them to cut down rain forests, displacing thousands of indigenous people, let alone ruining valuable ecosystems?<br />
It's okay for them to promote massively unhealthy food, and to dominate cities across the globe?<br />
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Get some FUCKING perspective you hypocritical fuckwits, and bring the champagne swilling swines DOWN!fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-51236368358652388132011-06-12T01:13:00.002+01:002011-06-12T01:18:10.237+01:00If only all kids were this coolCheck disss...<br />
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It's like the Super Soaker has turned into something from the war in Iraq.<br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Robert_Malthus">Malthus</a> would be proud....the world is over populated so why not let children do this to each other?<br />
Or as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Hobbes">Hobbs</a> would say...life is nasty, brutish and short... particularly the case for these lads.<br />
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Yes, fuck~geist is able to educate society as well as mock it.<br />
Also, pretttttty good tuuuune too!<br />
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FL (Elbow returns soon...sooner the better, he's currently taking it up the HARRIS)fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-80352901073060263152011-06-06T23:16:00.001+01:002011-06-09T21:43:12.763+01:00Let's exploit youSo. Added adsense to this. The capitalist system in full effect. Maybe this blog is hypocritical. Maybe life is hypocritical. Maybe we're just being ironic. Maybe life is ironic. The LOL Ting is the adverts that come up. It's like god is trying to speak to Elbow & Flatline about their lifestyle. (Disclaimer: God doesn't actually exist...sorry if we ruined your Bar/Bat-Mitzvah).<br />
They include.......<br />
"Alcohol not fun anymore? Stop drinking forever in 4 weeks"<br />
"Alcohol addiction advice"<br />
"Musicians get discovered" - Particularly ironic given the blasting we've given to new pretentious music<br />
"Fitness and sport dating" - Yeah, girls are turned on by sweaty alcoholics<br />
"Addiction recovery guide" - HOW DID THEY KNOW WE WERE ADDICTS?!! It's like 1984 all over again, only 27 years too late!<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Recovery of Ethanol and alcohols in tanktruck quantities to your specs" - Actuaaaal What the SHIT!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Essentially, this blog is written under the influence of whatever. It's like the adverts are trying to bring the blog down..and out. But then they get no hits because this blog ends. Capitalism is just one big contradiction. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">To be honest, the revolution WILL (and probs is) be(ing) televised. </span>fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-40343084371286177712011-06-06T13:46:00.003+01:002011-08-14T12:33:45.707+01:00Crystal (meth) Ball<div class="MsoNormal"><b>Obituary: Elbow; worker, trade unionist, environmentalist and human rights activist.</b><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">The environmental campaigner Elbow who has died from lead poisoning aged 73 which resulted from drinking an out of date alcoholic tin of banana juice, was a key figure in the fight for social and environmental justice in central Exmouth. He was one of the leaders of thousands of Exmouth workers in a landmark strike against the closure of the Q Club in 2140. Elbow was arrested more than 20 times for his protests and for land occupations, and on several occasions suffered abuse in police custody in nearby Budleigh.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">In recent years, and at the time of his death, he was the health, safety and environment secretary of Exmouth Allotment Association. In this role he exposed and denounced the damage inflicted on allotment workers, local communities and the environment by the “dutty youths”. He meticulously recorded the accidents and chemical spills from their cheap alcopops, and built networks of activists who protested against the consequences. This work had put him at risk too: he had received anonymous threats of violence and was being sued by a fellow resident who accused him of defecating on his own allotment.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">His resilience in the face of such pressure came in part from his early experiences. He was born in the remote area of Kent called Margate, to parents on an average wage who fed their 2 children eggs. He received only elementary education no better than a degree at Portsmouth University and went to work as a teenage labourer on the local carrot fields. The conditions radicalised him, and he soon embarked on a struggle for worker’s rights that was to span nearly four decades.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Like many fellow allotment workers, Elbow suffered from his daily exposure as a pesticide sprayer to dangerous chemicals. He was made sterile by the notorious nematicide DBCP while working on an allotment in Lympstone. DBCP was used widely in East Devon even after it had been banned in the US. As compensation for being made infertile, he received a four pack of Thatchers Gold and what the Lympstone council described as a local specialality called a “dutty kebab”.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Despite his Portsmouth degree education, he was an articulate and sophisticated critic of the neoliberal model that had reversed the hard-won, small gains made for the poorest Exmouth in previous decades. </div><div class="MsoNormal">Asked by the Guardian during the making of a film about the Muff last year whether his town benefited from Q Club, he said: "Q Wed, Q Fri, Q Sat. What more do you want? The number of alcoholics decreased dramatically after the closure of Q, bringing with it an increase in life expectancy for the Exmouth population with an average age of 90." He expected the fight for the re-opening of Q Club and fairer alcohol pricing in the town to last "until death". And he did indeed die while still actively fighting for his cause. He is survived by his partner Flatlina who was previously Flatline and underwent a sex change, and his adopted son and daughter Junior Elbow.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Elbow, trade unionist, born 27 July 1989; died 31 December 2159</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div>fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918281367132549729.post-17631801191475997582011-06-06T01:12:00.002+01:002011-06-06T01:18:35.088+01:00Actual Global shitMatez, FG now has hits from Russia (probably dutty PUTIN), spain, germany, singapore (loads actually), australia, canada, the US (shit loads), Ukraine, South Africa, India, Hong Kong, Cyprus...the listage goes on. Who the fuck reads this shit! It's only 2 friends posting awful shit between themselves that they find funny. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?!<br />
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Also got a hit from someone that searched Google for 'the travelling experience'. Probs weren't expecting to get The Adventures of Lars Thorp (see: <a href="http://fuckgeist.blogspot.com/2011/05/e-have-been-bit-busy.html">LARS THORP</a>).<br />
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SUPER SAFE!<br />
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FL<br />
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(ELBOW has gone away to some island for a week, the shit dick)fuckgeisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12548542971542094388noreply@blogger.com0