Saturday 12 November 2011

Republic? Cunt-up-lick!

ELBOW filled in a job application form for Republic...

How would your best friend describe you?
Positive, energetic and sarcastic with humorous banter.

Why should we employ you?
I like to look alternative and wear leather jackets and converse trainers. I believe a good customer experience is generated from being positive, helpful and friendly without being overbearing and pushy.

Why fashion?
Fashion creates landfill and makes people feel inferior. However, it can also make people feel good about themselves while creating an industry which in turn creates jobs and tax for the government.

Why Republic?
I have two SoulCal hoodies which have lasted nearly two years. This is an impressive feat for any item of clothing, especially a hoody. I would like to give something back to Republic for the service these hoodies have given me.

What were your first impressions of Republic?
My first impressions of Republic were the same as any chain fashion store. Clean and sterile. But the hard wearing nature of the hoodies sold by the republic chain has changed my mind. I now believe Republic are at the forefront of sustainable fashion, which is a noble aim and something I would rightly applaud.

NOT a Republic-AN!

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