Tuesday 22 March 2011

So...Cyprus joins the party. I wonder if the visitor was from the Greek or Turkish side. Hopefully the latter....just to be controversial. Or the British military base that is launching attacks on Gadaffi. Poor old Gadaffahhh. If he had Twitter then we would link him to this blog.

Now. For some pretentiousness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGWjMGDNRM

What the fucking hell are they thinking with this video? Just because they're from Norway, doesn't mean they aren't pretentious benders.

We aren't even going to link the next band, but check out Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs if you love bands with fucking ridiculous names. Imagine being in the band and meeting someone:

Band Twat: "Oh yeah, I'm a 'musician' (read: use GarageBand on my mac) in a band"
Idiot with ironic haircut: "Oh wow, what's it called?"
Band Twat: "errr, totally enormous extinct dinosaurs"
Idiot with ironic haircut: "yeah....okay...fuck off you pretentious muff-evader."
Band Twat: "Fine, fuck you, you just don't understand my art. You know nothing. Only other artists understand."

NOW, for the first hit that comes up on the Google search for "new media art". It isn't new media, but this is a deserving photo. This blog is very cynical, but for once, it is promoting something:

Take that you esoteric twats

Saturday 19 March 2011

Spain in the hooooouse

Now a spaniard has joined our ranks, be it with disgust, trepidation or lust. Care to reveal yourself? LET'S BE CLEAR OF 2 THINGS:
1) THIS IS BEING WRITTEN ON A MAC WHILST LISTENING TO PRETENTIOUS ELECTRONIC MUSIC
2) ANYONE THAT GOES ON THIS BLOG IS TRACEABLE BY US - WE KNOW THE EXACT PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN ON HERE, AND WHERE YOU SEARCHED/FOLLOWED A LINK FROM.

Chrrrrrist, I just can't take the coldness.

fuck~geist goes global...unstoppable art

Which Australian arsetist went on fuck~geist? Come on, you can tell us. You'll get a prize if you make yourself known.
The same goes for the 8 American fuckgeists that have found this site whilst looking for something more erotic. Was it you John Mccain?

Sunday 6 March 2011

Some more arty photography twatishness.

FUCKING TASTEY PICHA BLUD


Just because this picture is shot in an outdated polaroid style it is suddenly an arty picture? Tell that to Gadaffi.

Is the photographer trying to conjure up memories of 1960s new york? Old is new, good is bad. Bullshit of the highest order my fellow twats.

Not here but specifically in england

I know that if I were in a 9-5 that this would be a good night out. Is  a good night out finding some dodgy sexual partner that might have AIDS and be 49 years old? YOU ARE PATHETIC!