Friday, 10 February 2012

I'M NOT A FAAAACKIN' WHEELER DEALER!!!!!

Monday, 9 January 2012

Introducing This Year's Charlie Sheen

TESCO RAMPAGE! How did he stuff this under his jacket?

Antony Worrall Thompson's Got The Munchies
Ready, Steady....CUNT

Get back to the reduced section where you belong you craptomaniac.

Sunday, 1 January 2012

Sunday, 25 December 2011

Merry Fuckmasss

Bit of Santa BANTER


"The reason for the season is Jesus, not MDMA blud"

Sunday, 18 December 2011

Lost forever in translation...

Chapter 1:

did steam train hit chunfer station after ur frothy revs cocktail butt n our shotties!? LOL!gd nite eh buttt!u know tht barman was lik we havnt got any pineapple glasses, for my cocktail, n we wer lik wtf is tht lol, welllll i went downstairs to the bar later on n found out, an actual glass shaped like a pineapple with lik a leafy lid n lil hole for straw, was the highlight of my nite butt!hahaxx

Chapter 2:

haha aww ye ye , by accident, tht old chestnut eh!:p haha thot u wud after the froth, yuck lol aw butt the glass was amazing, duno y i didnt take it with me as souvenir, gt pics so wen i put em up hav look, made my nit it did haha aw well not too abd actually, dragged annie to chippy lane wen revs closed as i was gagging for sum gracy cheese chips n a jumbo susage in batter, my drunken feast lol, so tht eased any rumble in the jungles i think tbh, but pricye was feelin it thismorn after gettin evryone the shotsticks in lol! havin nemore nites out fbre u head home nw butt? we doin business nite out tomoz, rechargin the batteries today now for it as im bludy shattered as bin one manci wk!!lolxxx

Da Vinci CUNT: 2011 brought to you by the illiterate Dan Brown's ASS.

Saturday, 12 November 2011

Republic? Cunt-up-lick!

ELBOW filled in a job application form for Republic...

How would your best friend describe you?
Positive, energetic and sarcastic with humorous banter.

Why should we employ you?
I like to look alternative and wear leather jackets and converse trainers. I believe a good customer experience is generated from being positive, helpful and friendly without being overbearing and pushy.

Why fashion?
Fashion creates landfill and makes people feel inferior. However, it can also make people feel good about themselves while creating an industry which in turn creates jobs and tax for the government.

Why Republic?
I have two SoulCal hoodies which have lasted nearly two years. This is an impressive feat for any item of clothing, especially a hoody. I would like to give something back to Republic for the service these hoodies have given me.

What were your first impressions of Republic?
My first impressions of Republic were the same as any chain fashion store. Clean and sterile. But the hard wearing nature of the hoodies sold by the republic chain has changed my mind. I now believe Republic are at the forefront of sustainable fashion, which is a noble aim and something I would rightly applaud.

NOT a Republic-AN!